If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Censorsh*t 5 Points
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day 50 Points
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day II 100 Points
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Declined 5 Points
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Extra Brutal 10 Points
The uh, safety was off there.
Finding the References 50 Points
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Bruckheimer 10 Points
Make a big explosion!
Pacifist Route 25 Points
Complete the Pacifist Route.
No More Bang Bang? 10 Points
Run out of ammo and die.
Good Touch 50 Points
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Save the Day 100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Great Character 5 Points
There he is... Reach 1000 points!
HEY LISTEN! 5 Points
Pestilence..! Reach 1500 points!
Tipsy 5 Points
Think + Drink! Reach 2000 points!
What's This? 10 Points
Dog & Pony Show... Reach 5000 points!
Trotting Lad 25 Points
Catch The Lad! Reach 7500 points!
No Way 5 Points
3 Item Combo!
That's A Like 25 Points
6 Item Combo!
Dingo Dango 25 Points
Bingo Bango! Reach 10000 points!
Princess 50 Points
Ruler of Videogames! Reach 15000 points!
Wizard Magic 50 Points
An unstoppable force! Reach 20000 points!
Belligerent Drunkard 100 Points
Rahul Got Drunk! Nice Job! Reach 30000 points!
5 Stars 10 Points
5 Item Combo!
Stupid & Dumb 100 Points
7 Item Combo!
Why Yes! 50 Points
9 Item Combo!
CHEESY 5 Points
Get a single piece of Cheese
Mystery Cheese 10 Points
Find a secret cheese!
ULTRA CHEESY 25 Points
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Full Stomach 50 Points
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
SNEK eat self 5 Points
Hit yourself
SNEK fast 10 Points
Have SNEK reach max speed
SNEK Torture 50 Points
Keep SNEK alive for 5 minutes
SNEK dead 5 Points
Die within 10 seconds
SNEK portal 5 Points
Go through the walls
SNEK rocked 5 Points
Ram head first into a rock
High SNEK 10 Points
Get the SNEK to 10,000 points
Pro SNEK 25 Points
Get the SNEK to 15,000 points
Short SNEK 25 Points
Be one segment long
Long SNEK 50 Points
Be 300 Segments Long
Sick SNEK 50 Points
Get the SNEK to 25,000 points
Insane SNEK 100 Points
Get the SNEK to 50,000 points
SNEK Leaderboard 100 Points
Make it to the top of the leaderboards
Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Run SNEK 25 Points
Run SNEK on any device
December 1st 5 Points
Open the first present!
December 8th 5 Points
Open the eighth present!
December 2nd 5 Points
Open the second present!
December 3rd 5 Points
Open the third present!
December 4th 5 Points
Open the fourth present!
December 5th 5 Points
Open the fifth present!
December 6th 5 Points
Open the sixth present!
December 7th 5 Points
Open the seventh present!
December 9th 5 Points
Open the ninth present!
December 10th 10 Points
Open the tenth present!
December 11th 10 Points
Open the 11th present!
December 12th 10 Points
Open the twelfth present!
December 13th 10 Points
Open the thirteenth present!
December 14th 10 Points
Open the fourteenth present!
December 15th 10 Points
Open the fifteenth present!
December 16th 10 Points
Open the sixteenth present!
December 17th 10 Points
Open the seventeenth present!
December 18th 10 Points
Open the eighteenth present!
December 19th 10 Points
Open the nineteenth present!
December 20th 10 Points
Open the twentieth present!
December 21st 10 Points
Open the twenty-first present!
December 22nd 10 Points
Open the twenty-second present!
December 23rd 10 Points
Open the twenty-third present!
December 24th 10 Points
Open the twenty-fourth present!
December 25th 10 Points
Open the twenty-fifth present!
December 26th 10 Points
Open the twenty-sixth present!
December 27th 10 Points
Open the twenty-seventh present!
December 28th 10 Points
Open the twenty-eighth present!
December 29th 10 Points
Open the twenty-nineth present!
December 30th 10 Points
Open the thirtieth present!
December 31st 10 Points
Open the thirty-first present!
January 1st 25 Points
Open the last present!
Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Secret Medal ????? Points
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Think Positive! 5 Points
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Horsin Around 25 Points
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
The Alien Hominid Bootleg Digging Adventure 25 Points
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Lussekatter Vinner 50 Points
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
THE END - Part 3 50 Points
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Knowledge Peeker 5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
DEAD! 5 Points
there all dead
EDD's 5 Points
World
Hans off! 5 Points
Can't touch this.
HE WOBBLES... 5 Points
but he doesn't fall down
KFC 5 Points
who you call'n chicken?
Knowledge Creeper 5 Points
Visit the codex 10 times.
Knowledge Seeker 5 Points
Visit the codex 50 times.
Mariachi Mang 5 Points
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
only $5 each 5 Points
there you go... good bye!
orsppA 5 Points
???
Paradox 5 Points
Who will interview the interviewmen?
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
